What the fuck is a round apple ass,
Conrad Jarrett?
I look around town and I see skinny little sticks,
frumpy pants barely clinging to the shape of cheeks,
and even fat loads pushing the boundaries of what is socially acceptable.
But there is the perfect round apple ass?
Tight and fruity?
Round and ripe?
Note to Conrad:
Stop comparing women to food.
It’s creeping me out.
