And Yet Again, Another Reboot

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything here, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been busy in the blogging world. Recently I started a community blog called

the Mythical Horned Horses Blog

and I suggest that you check it out. Me and about four other people are posting new unicorn related posts almost daily, so they’ll be something new almost every day. Please read and join up if you like unicorns!

As far as my music journalism career goes, I’ve decided to move the posts from this blog over to a new blog over at

http://bootlegged.wordpress.com

I know, right, the second time this goddamn blog has been moved. Knowing me, it won’t be the last, but who knows. The name is simple, hard to forget. Perhaps it’ll be the next big thing.

Ta ta for now.

Poetry Phriday: “Untitled”

Billboards rail against corporations
on the land of the unwanted farmer.
“We could put a housing development
in the corn fields,” says Levitt.

Bums beg for money
on the streets of New York.
“Change for a man who’s
down on his luck?” asks a former CEO.

Barack attempts to calm the nation
while chaos swirls around him.
“I hope he fails,” says a fat, bitter man
with a microphone and nothing to lose.

Poetry Phriday: “A Note From An Ordinary Person”

What the fuck is a round apple ass,
Conrad Jarrett?
I look around town and I see skinny little sticks,
frumpy pants barely clinging to the shape of cheeks,
and even fat loads pushing the boundaries of what is socially acceptable.
But there is the perfect round apple ass?
Tight and fruity?
Round and ripe?
Note to Conrad:
Stop comparing women to food.
It’s creeping me out.